Best surprise party is the one you plan for yourself and tell no one to show up to. Then, convince people your fake surprise party is actually for someone else. Then, the people you expect to be there on that date will be quiet until you walk in first. But, you already know you wont be there, even if youre the surprised guest. At least now you know who you can let into your home without being there.
The White Raven
Writer, author, philosopher, philanthropist, poet, imbecile, denizen gypsy. A rare bird of sorts is what you'll come to think of me. I love to write, play, and work diligently to prove one day fiction will become a reality. I'm very simple when it comes to my views on life, a backpack is ideally my best friend and I found my mistress with paper and pen. View all posts by The White Raven